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Sunday, March 29, 2009

So i reached home at 1 yesterday night and i was just in time to watch englands match.England is my favourite international team other than Singapore.I was happy to see them in their new kits.The kits were classic but it was nice too.But I pity those who have to wash it.So england won 4-0 and too bad beckham didn't score.But his now the most capped england player.Congrats becks.So yesterday night,The anthem of "God save the queen" was sung in glory.I hope that the anthem will still be sung in glory whenever the three lions play.Well done guys!!!

Thursday, March 26, 2009
So i had soccer this morning with my secondary school friends,in which we were victorious.Its good to wake up early in the morning once in a while for i don't know what.But i think its healthy too run and sweat in the morning and burn some fats away.We didn't care much about the victory cos all we ever want was too have fun and i think that everyone should realise that.Having fun tops the list of priorities.Well,i think so and i think everyone should agree.

Mostly covered up with dirt and sweating all over, we headed to yishun swimming complex and decided to have fun there.We were left with 10 people and all 1o paid children price cos there was no one at the entry gate to check on us so, we took advantage.Feels like good old times to have cheated on the entry price.We really had fun there playing all sorts of games we could think of.We spent a good 1hr 30 mins there and headed off to northpoint for lunch.After lunch headed straight back home cos the eyes can't take it anymore.

Now i'm stuck here chatting with jo.And we learned that we are no more in the same class cos i dunno for wad reasons.It doesn't matter though cos there will be some modules that we will be meeting up because of combined class.He just came back from MEL camp last sunday and i was so jealous that his mel camp was on superstar virgo and mine was on superstar aquarious.Of course virgo was the biggest ship amongst all the starcruise ships.So his ship was bigger and i'm jealous.Don't worry.We're friends afterall.

Ahmad Fikry:cb
we diff class
aiyo
sad ah
Jo:Huh?
Really ar?
I thought going sailing all same class.
Ahmad Fikry:Nvm lah.
We'll meet in combine class.
Anything study together ah??
Sui bo??
Jo:yea,sui.

Monday, March 23, 2009






4days 3 nights of nt blogging and now my hands are itching.

Didn't do much on the rest of the weekdays except for the usual daily hangouts with my PICs.Usual 8 oclock meet-ups,burn some baby fats,kick around and the list goes on and on.

Weekends was better i suppose??? Waken up by the sound of my phone at nearly 2pm.Wan called to ask about hw we were going to make our way to serangoon stadium for our 5 pm match cause the usual lorry was not going to be there to fetch us this time.So i said "dunno ah,see how ah,finalise the plan and call me."cause i'm like sleeping soundly and u just had to ruin my sleep.I won't entertain you that much.I tried to continue my sleep but the voices of my aunties are so loud that it seems impossible.Why do they have to come on a saturday-the best day to sleep.Their voice are so loud but i'm happy to see them here.So, i rolled for a good 15 minutes trying hard to sleep,which obviously i can't do.So i woke up and took a shower.

Met sab,reena,wan,arif,alien,taufik and abg iwan under the voideck and took two taxis to serangoon stadium cause it was raining and we were late.We were told to reach there at 4 and here we are still in yishun and its 345.Star karats*.The taxi ride is free though cos we are the star karats* and everything is served nicely for us on a golden plate.We reached there at 4.20 and serangoon was raining too.We changed to our attires and did our routine warm-up.After finishing our warm up and while waiting for the game to start,we chilled a while,sat down to eat potato chips(told u we were stars),only to be told that the match will be postpone due to the weather.Everyone was like huh??but it was expected since the lightning was so ovbious.So our second game of divison 2 football was cancelled and we packed up and went back to yishun.Again the stars had free ride back home.

We sat at the usual place after we had dinner at mcdonalds.We were playing a friendly game of poker when reena asked us to go to her house for karaoke.So we made our way to her house and settled down.She have her very own karaoke studio in her house.Her house is the most beautiful hdb flat i have ever seen.The walls were sound proofed.We reached there at 9 close to 930 and we sang till 3 in the morning.What lovely parents she have.And her siblings were such good singers.but i wonder why she isn't good at singing.We sang songs like wonder world,hotel california and alot of other malay songs.We had our supper at marsiling at some coffee shop.Went back to her house and watched Meet the Spartans.I was the last man standing cause everyone else was dozing off.I can even hear sab snoring.Went off from her place at 7am and took taxi home.So that was my saturday and part of my sunday.

Had usual intercon training on sunday at where else but singapore's very own theatre of dreams,old trafford singapurastyle.So reached home at 0030am and now i'm stuck here blogging cause i can't find any other things that are much more interesting to do other than to watch liverpool winning.I wish i have my own karaoke studio in my house with sound-proofed walls so that i can never be bored.But too bad,I have to appreciate life as it is cause i only know that this way can i be inspired to achieve my goal in life to have more than an average life when i'm old and to have my dreams achieved.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Results are out and to be fair, i did far more better than last semester.I was new last sem and it took some time to settle down.But last sem was history.I've gotten my results and i'm happy with what i've achieved.But i think i can achieve better results if i had really sat down and study instead of studying just the day before exams.Nonetheless,i'm satisfied with it and thanks to those who have took the trouble to teach me.My bro-teachers.Tecky,Kim and jouhar.And yes i've prayed to God to give a breeze throughout my exams and he might have answered my prayers.Alhamdulillah.

Introduction to seamanship and boating theory - B
Report Writing and Presentation - B+
Applied Mechanics - B+
Marine Engineering Knowledge - A
Basic Safety Training - A
Electric Circuits - B
Programming and Software Applications - A
Workshop - C
Semester GPA: 3.34

Sunday, March 15, 2009























































Last thursday i went camping with my secondary school mates and some of my current school mates.We camped at sembawang park even though it was the rainy season.But it didn't rain that badly on thursday and friday,the days we were there.Some were nice enough to bring food from home.We had a great time while we were there.Pitbhing tents,eating bread spreaded with nutella,chicken nuggets and fried samosa.We had a lot of fun even though the mosquito were happily biting us leaving marks.It itches till now.We walked through the park at almost 2am and it was friday the 13 mind you but nothing scary to report.Everything was how they should be.We got back at our camping site at 4 and we talked and chatted till 530 before trying to sleep which we can't possibly do cause everyone was itching.We packed up at 7 and left at 8.

Wan called me the night before to ask if i would like to go to the zoo with him,sab and reena.I said no,maybe next time.But after i reached home that morning,I decided that maybe i should go since the last time i went was in primary school.So we met up at 1230 for lunch and then headed for the zoo.The weather was perfect.It drizzled while we were having lunch a nd it stopped then. The weather was cooling and we didn't sweat much despite the long walks.The zoo have not change much but still we had a great time there.

P.S:I'll upload the pictures when i get it from Reena

Thursday, March 12, 2009
A very old picture and thats peo
2nd from right is addy

And i'm feeling so sad now cause two of my PICs are gonna leave me and the rest of my PICs. My Best PIC,peo, is gonna leave me for Tekong.How could u??Not that his gonna leave me for some holiday but for some stupid government policies.NS=waste of time.But nonetheless every boy should go through it to become men and i will one day.Not that i'm nt a man now,but i love being a kid.Innocent always.

Peo's my best friend and he will always be.Still remember those days where we played like this world was ours.Playing under the pouring rain,disturbing people like we ain't joking.With him,the laughter never stops.I even talked about him during my O level oral exams.See how close i can be with him.And that bangkok trip was fantabulous.We did things we never did before.Things which men does and i shall not say it here.Remeber boss,spicy and papong peo?? remember all that??Remeber the time when i and faizal bashed u up in the hotel for hiding the taxi's driver name card.Some friendly bashing up.It was all jokes and fun.It has always been.

And the other PIC is addy.His gonna leave us for selarang camp for what else but that government policy.Addy was known to have the stupidest hairs.For once his sideburn was chopped and we called him addy ruler.And for some other stupid hairstyles he earned his name. His latest name is arwah addy.But having him around is fun.He and his stupidities.He is my best counter strike partner.And we will always do torres and gerrard link ups while playing soccer which people don't notice.Still remember the times when we talked about nazi's against the USSR.And the USSR had a sniperman called Vassili Zaitsev who was inspirational to the soviets. and how we dreamed to be a sniperman and shoot everyone on their head. Now is the time addy.Now u'll know if u'll be a sniperman or a storeman.

I'll miss you guys and we will all miss you.Your jokes and stupidities.I will cherish those moments where we either struggled trough together or had fun together.I wish you good luck for your two years of so called "serving the nation".I hope we will still continue to have fun like we always do no matter what happens.




Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Oasis
Muse


Matthew Bellamy

Muse performance during the show at wembley was a blast.That's why they won best live band at the NME awards.They also won best album cover and Muse's lead guitarist and vocalist matthew bellamy won the sexiest male award.WOOHOO! You go muse.So the money I spent on their dvd live at wembley(haarp) was worth it.

Not only that.Oasis won best british band and noel gallagher won the best blog.That shall inspire me to write better blog posts.Amazing thing is that his posts are all written by text messages and he have never touched a computer before.Maybe because he's too rich for a computer thats why but who cares,he has an award at the NMEs.
Tell you what.No doubt muse plays the best live shows in the world and Oasis is one of the best bands.These two have been my all time favourite bands.And when you listen to their songs,you just wanna sing to your loudest no matter how bad it sounds.I do that always.When i wake up in the morning and that long train ride to school dampens my spirit,i just listen to either of their songs.Its a good start to the day.On the way back home i will rely on their songs to keep me company and they never failed no matter how many times i have been playing their songs.One thing is for sure,i will still be playing their song as long as the play button is functioning.
I heard some rumours that oasis would be coming sometime in may or april.I hope its true cause i will definitely go provided i have the cash.I'll get it by any means.I hope muse would be coming too maybe next year if not this one.I'll be looking forward to their shows.You have the two best british bands.Awesome!!

Sunday, March 8, 2009
WEEKENDS was great.Went to Singapore Flyer on saturday afternoon with hazman,shamran and his classmates,nadea,fiona,melvin and abel.So i widened my social circle and we really had a great time.Had lunch at popeyes before sham was bashed with the cake right at his face. A little of chasing here and there.We then waited for the rain to stop before heading to marina square to hangout at starbucks.We all had our frappe.We sat there for like 2 hours plus.We then split off cause everybody had their own plans.I met wan,alien,hil and nad at heeren and i got myself a muse live at wembley (HAARP) dvd.We all then headed back home but that wasn't the end of the day.Din,wan,alien,peo and I then went to mustapha centre by din's car to help peo with his NS shopping.We reached there around 2 am ++ and reached home around 4.But still that wasn't the end of the day.Then hanged out with the rest of my PIC before reaching home like 6++.The pictures will be up soon cause i'm like damn lazy right now cause i want to watch my muse DVD.

Friday, March 6, 2009
BROKEBACK.SINGAPURASTYLE


So i'm back to reality, back down to earth.3 days 2 nights of overcooked chicken nugget, self made ramly burgers,the 24 hr karaoke coffee shop(apai sampler)+ makcik milf and little miss roxies have made me miss home, and my Partners-in-crime(PIC).Sorry alien for not visiting you while you were in hospital on monday,tuesday and wednesday.

Shopping was good,especially for groceries.Since we made ourselves some meals.Kota Tinggi was awesome.Yeah real awesome.Went there and the guard said that the water is dirty so we guys can't bathe.WTF.But nvm.There will be some other time.3days 2 nights of sleeping together ,all in the same room cause all are like kedi bapok.But we had fun.That's the main purpose.
So where next guys?Bali ? Phuket?Bangkok? I hope Bali cause i've been to the other two and i'd like to try surfing.But lets all find a job first alright?If u happen to glance through this line and maybe u can help??Why not do something godd and maybe i can treat u too something u like.We're humans afterall. Enjoy all these junk people!!!


























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Monday, March 2, 2009
Now is 0235 in the morning and even though i hate to say this but i have to admit that man u were the better team and congratulations to them for winning.In 7 hrs time i will be meeting my secondary school mates,shamran,hazman and ben for our sleepover at ben's bungalow across the causeway.We have plans to try the sisha there,eat at one of the best seafood places and go for a swim at kota tinggi.Yes ,the 4 of us on a 3 day 2 night stay at ben's house.I know that there will be so much fun even though its only the 4 of us.Even though its not as amazing compared to my bangkok trip on november last year, i will be looking forward to the moment we step on the 856 bus heading toward the checkpoint.At last we made it work guys.Pray for our safety alright people.If u do ,then THANK YOU!I'll be back on wed for all the stories and pictures.Till then.

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Sunday, March 1, 2009
So i repaired my phone last friday which cost me like 20 dollars.A vast difference from the 80+ that my brother said.See,what he says is not credible but i'm happy that now things are back to normal.Cause my phone is like the most important device that i own.Now its fine.


Friday night was another session of ghost-hunting.We first went to Old changi hospital which certainly had nothing interesting for us to venture.Like a'a said,"tempat nie macam museum ah,ramai orang jek,hantu pon taknak kluar."There were other groups besides us.And obviously we saw nothing lah.Altogether there were 29 people onboard the hummer but we split into two groups and about 10 didn't went up.I did.Nothing fruitful so we changed location after 45 mins there.

We then went to the muslim cemetery and spilt into many groups.I was with a'a,addy-san,peo,kedi and farhan.We went the opposite way from the others and as soon as we walked an approximate distance of 100 metre from the stationary hummer,we heard someone calling for help.It was so loud that all 6 of us can hear but it sounds as if it came from somewhere far(beneath the ground maybe?).We heard but didn't see anything.

After walking and sitting in between graveyards ,we saw nothing and went back to the hummer.I then went with a different group.This time with addy-san,suffee and kedi.Only the four of us.We were looking for a nice place to sit when we hear someone shouting for help,something similar to before.This time it was even clearer.We walked to the direction of that sound and sat there for like 20 mins.We didn't hear the sound again and saw nothing unusual.We then went back to the hummer and went off from the place.

So last week nothing happened and this week i hear something which still doesn't covince me enough.What's next???I don't wanna know.

I had soccer match on saturday evening, somewhere at kovan.We were late cause someone was suppose to fetch us but didn't turn up but still we made it there like 30 mins late.In the second half of the match,alien(my PIC), tried to do a bicycle kick which wasn't successful and landed awkwardly.One gundu mangkuk guy he is.He broke both of his left forearm bone and lands in hospital.


I went to visit him after the game and also today cause that is what good friends do.We had a fun time visiting alien and today it rained and unluckily I went there with din on his bike.peo,kedi and fidog was there with their bikes too.We met wan(alien's gay partner),hil,nad,reena,sab, suffee,taufik and hana at the hospital cause they took the train there.At 4.30pm,the nurse came and pushed alien to the operating theatre cause there will be a metal implant on his hand.

Lets all pray that he will be orite and will be discharge as soon as possible.Lets also pray for sab's grandma and also hana's uncle.All 3 are admitted to the same hospital and we shall pray for their wellbeing.Here are some pictures to enjoy and take a look at alien's hand






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Ahmad Fikry
Singapore polytechnic.
Singapore Maritime Academy
Marine engineering
Dreaming would be my best hobby and hoping would be my best wish."If we're gonna live in this world together,then we gotta learn to understand each other" funky_fikry91@hotmail.com